Saturday, November 24, 2007

Welcome Armageddonians

We welcome The Rogue nation of Armageddonians (, as the 150th member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Rogue Nation of Armageddonians is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 265 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration industries.
The government spends millions of meteors every year prosecuting spammers, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is pervasive. Armageddonians's national animal is the fireball, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the meteor.

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