Saturday, November 10, 2007

Welcome Tennis is boring

We welcome The Republic of Tennis is boring (, as the 161st member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Republic of Tennis is boring is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 19%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.
Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tennis is boring's national animal is the yes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the boredom.

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