Saturday, December 8, 2007

Welcome Orea Oceana

We welcome The Free Land of Orea Oceana (, as the 163rd member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Free Land of Orea Oceana is a small, devout nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 9 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The enormous government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.
The humming bird is a protected species, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Orea Oceana's national animal is the humming bird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the swish.

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