Friday, January 11, 2008

Welcome Djuanistan

We welcome The United States of Djuanistan (, a United Nations member, as the 213th member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The United Republic of Djuanistan is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 770 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Refugees from other nations are flocking to Djuanistan's border, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Djuanistan's national animal is the black two headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lek.

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