Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Welcome Loutra Oreas Elenis

We welcome The People's Republic of Loutra Oreas Elenis (, a United Nations member, as the 255th member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The People's Republic of Loutra oreas Elenis is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 29 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Voting has become a nightmare since everyone keeps selecting "None of the above", cars are banned from built-up areas, a government program is underway to revitalize Loutra oreas Elenis's beaches, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loutra oreas Elenis's national animal is the makakas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Loutrian.

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