Thursday, January 17, 2008

Welcome The Occupied Cyprus

We welcome The Disputed Territories of The Occupied Cyprus (, as the 243rd member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Disputed Territories of The Occupied Cyprus is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed population of 168 million are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving industries.
Nudity is frowned upon, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Occupied Cyprus's national animal is the bird in cage, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the euro.

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