Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Welcome ZXHatoradeXz

We welcome The Republic of ZXHatoradeXz (, as the 194th member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Republic of ZXHatoradeXz is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as the Environment and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail industries.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military spending is on the increase, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown. ZXHatoradeXz's national animal is the gator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gatorade.

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