Friday, February 8, 2008

Welcome Byzantine Greeks

We welcome The Republic of Byzantine Greeks (, a United Nations member, as the 242nd member state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Republic of Byzantine Greeks is a very large, devout nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bear population. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 50 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- concentrates mainly on Commerce, although Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30%. A small private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry.
Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Byzantine Greeks's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the euro.

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