Sunday, March 30, 2008

Welcome TurdHeads

We welcome The Rogue Nation of TurdHeads (, as the 219th member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Rogue Nation of TurdHeads is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. TurdHeads's national animal is the big poop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the turd.

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