Sunday, April 6, 2008

Welcome Fascist Albertistan

We welcome The Republic of Fascist Albertistan (, as the 237th member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Republic of Fascist Albertistan is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Retail industry.
Crime is a serious problem. Fascist Albertistan's national animal is the roughneck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollaru.

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