Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Welcome Willow-Kennedy



We welcome The Alternative Lifestyles of Willow-Kennedy (http://www.sunsetrpg.com/economystatistics.php?nation=Willow-Kennedy), a Billionaire, as the 93rd member nation state in 01 Eastern Roman Empire Region.

The Alternative Lifestyles of Willow-Kennedy is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.022 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery industries.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, bunnys with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Willow-Kennedy's national animal is the bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the glamour.

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